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This is a corner where a reporter talks casually and amicably with Miss June Lovejoy (24), an American who claims to be a sex monster AV actress. How is Miss Lovejoy, raised in Southern California, spending her hot and humid Japanese summer?
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Reporter: It’s so hot…and the cicadas are so noisy that I can’t concentrate and write my manuscript!!
June Lovejoy: (hereinafter referred to as Lovejoy): That’s too bad. But, to blame it on those poor, little cicadas..
Reporter: Huh? Why shouldn’t I?
Lovejoy: Because they’ve been doing their best chirping, it really feels like summer!♡
Reporter: Wait a minute, aren’t they moaning?
Lovejoy: I’m not entirely sure, but maybe the sun is making them orgasm? Haha, it’s dumb, but fun to think about (laughs).
Reporter: What an impressive imagination..But, because of the coronavirus, I won’t have the chance to go to the beach and show off my “garandu”.
Lovejoy: Wow!! I love Hideki Saijo!! Sun. Please sing!
Reporter: No, not the song, but like the actual “abdominal hair”.
Lovejoy: Oh my godddddd.
Reporter: What do you call it in English?
Lovejoy: Happy Trail! As in a “trail you follow from the navel to happiness”~
Reporter: Oh, I see. You’re happy because there’s a dick at the end of that trail.
Lovejoy: Yes! Just by looking at the letters of “Happy Trail”, my imagination works its wonders and it makes me feel erotic♡
((The song we are referencing to is Garandu by Hideki Saijo))
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